The Death by Caffeine answer generator assures me that my 5 cups of coffee a day perhaps only makes me mildly annoying to my co-workers. I need not worry about dying in my office of a caffeine overdose. 
Saturday, November 03, 2007
85.23 CUPS SAFETY MARGIN
Posted by Acme Instant Food at 7:32 PM
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As an Englishman I was chuffed to discover it would take 233.70 cups of tea to make me kick the bucket! I should be fine then....
I should switch to tea...212 cans of Diet Coke (so gross, yet so alluring) and I'm toast...twitchy toast.
The scary thing is that a mere 35 cans of the Cocaine Energy Drink (the DRINK folks) are sufficient to lay me to rest. Has anyone actually tasted that stuff? Is it still made?
Well apparently 45 1/2 cans of "Nuclear Waste Antidote" will put me to death.
I hope I never get exposed to enough nuclear waste so as to require 47 cans of antidote. I will be doomed.
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